1. BEACH HAIR ISN’T SEXY! beach hair is frizzy & a lion’s mane formed into one huge dread & doesn’t move or work w/you in any way & hates anything you try to say to it to make it better. beach hair says “fuck you.”

damn you, cc. why did you have to double dog dare me? 😒

PS. CHECK THE SCRUNCHIE! I’m bringin’ scrunchies back, YAHP!

    BEACH HAIR ISN’T SEXY! beach hair is frizzy & a lion’s mane formed into one huge dread & doesn’t move or work w/you in any way & hates anything you try to say to it to make it better. beach hair says “fuck you.”

    damn you, cc. why did you have to double dog dare me? 😒

    PS. CHECK THE SCRUNCHIE! I’m bringin’ scrunchies back, YAHP!

Notes

  1. kleemoney reblogged this from bremaried and added:
    you are a pansy
  2. smoking-on-airplanes reblogged this from p1nkrangerwasalesbian
  3. p1nkrangerwasalesbian reblogged this from bremaried and added:
    OMG THIS IS LEGIT THE BEST FUCKING THING OF ALL TIME HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA yew so prittay
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